http://www.mberry.com/ Elderberry's en-us Wed, 12 Sep 2007 19:57:26 GMT 1440 CPG-Nuke Dragonfly Elderberry's News http://backend.userland.com/rss http://www.mberry.com/images/logo.gif http://www.mberry.com/ http://www.mberry.com/News/article/sid=34.html A man robbing a bank demanded the money by writing a note on one of his own checks, authorities say. Not surprisingly, he was caught soon afterward. Forest Kelly Bissonnette, 27, apparently tried to cover his name on the check, then handed the note to a teller Sept. 5 at the Bank of the West in Englewood, according to authorities. Full story Wed, 12 Sep 2007 19:57:26 GMT http://www.mberry.com/News/article/sid=33.html Looking to get away for a weekend fling without getting caught? A new French company provides would-be adulterers with custom-made excuses that help take the danger of discovery out of cheating. Founded six months ago by former private eye Regine Mourizard, Web-based Ibila can cook up invites to phony weekend seminars, fake emergency phone calls from work, invitations to nonexistent weddings _ anything to justify cheating spouses' absence. Full story Wed, 12 Sep 2007 19:53:37 GMT http://www.mberry.com/News/article/sid=32.html Hallucinations, sleep deprivation, momentary blackouts and aching muscles did not stop Dave Wilson from becoming king of the pins Saturday night. The 40-year-old became an unofficial world-record holder at 8:01 p.m. after bowling for more than 100 consecutive hours at Eastern Lanes in Middletown. I like to bowl also but this seems a bit excessive! Full story Mon, 05 Jun 2006 21:58:11 GMT http://www.mberry.com/News/article/sid=31.html Jasmine Roberts: "I found that 70-percent of the time, the ice from the fast food restaurant's contain more bacteria than the fast food restaurant's toilet water." Full story Tue, 14 Feb 2006 23:02:17 GMT http://www.mberry.com/News/article/sid=30.html He doesn't just play loud music, authorities say. At all hours of the day and night, he has blasted police radio broadcasts, shrill oscillating tones, Spanish dance tunes and other noise from speakers he installed on the outside of his home at 336 Lathrop Ave. Police said they could hear the racket from 100 yards away. Full story Thu, 19 Jan 2006 18:48:00 GMT http://www.mberry.com/News/article/sid=29.html Proponents of intelligent design, which holds that a supreme being rather than evolution is responsible for life's complexities, have long criticized science for not being able to explain some natural phenomena, such as how bees fly. Now scientists have put this perplexing mystery to rest. Using a combination of high-speed digital photography and a robotic model of a bee wing, the researchers figured out the flight mechanisms of honeybees. Full story Tue, 10 Jan 2006 23:53:59 GMT http://www.mberry.com/News/article/sid=28.html A mouse got its revenge against a homeowner who tried to dispose of it in a pile of burning leaves. The blazing creature ran back to the man's house and set it on fire. Luciano Mares, 81, of Fort Sumner said he caught the mouse inside his house and wanted to get rid of it. "I had some leaves burning outside, so I threw it in the fire, and the mouse was on fire and ran back at the house," Mares said from a motel room Saturday. Full story Mon, 09 Jan 2006 00:18:08 GMT http://www.mberry.com/News/article/sid=27.html Acquitting a Germantown man who exposed his buttocks during an argument with a neighbor, a Montgomery County Circuit Court judge ruled yesterday that mooning, while distasteful, is not illegal in Maryland. "If exposure of half of the buttock constituted indecent exposure, any woman wearing a thong at the beach at Ocean City would be guilty," Judge John W. Debelius III said after the bench trial, reversing the ruling of a District Court judge. Full story Wed, 04 Jan 2006 18:52:36 GMT http://www.mberry.com/News/article/sid=26.html A Sioux Falls man is charged with indecent exposure after being found partially unclothed and lying on the floor with a female mannequin in the Washington Pavilion. Michael James Plentyhorse, 18, 708 N. Dakota Ave., was discovered by a Pavilion security officer at 4:35 p.m. Monday in the Washington High School Alumni Room, police said. Wed, 23 Nov 2005 18:24:04 GMT http://www.mberry.com/News/article/sid=25.html A 34-year-old Jackson man has been charged with attaching an electric shock collar used to control the family dog to his 8-year-old stepdaughter's leg and shocking her because she was eating her breakfast too slowly. Full story Wed, 12 Oct 2005 20:21:10 GMT